French model and sexy person Anais Zanotti looked incredibly hot in a teeny tiny bikini on Miami Beach. Her massive jugs could barely be contained by the paltry fabric of the bikini top. The result is a massive amount of sideboob and underboob. You get a real preview of the whole show. Her French pastries sure look delicious, if you get my meaning. What I’m saying is that her boobies are extraordinary. The bikini bottoms also show off almost the entirety of her perfect curvy booty. I like her butt quite a bit. Unlike a lot of models with flat derrieres, Anais has just the right amount of junk in her trunk. As the great philosopher Sir-Mix-A-Lot once said, “My anaconda don’t want none unless she’s got buns, hun.” Words to live by.
The unfortunate thing is that because she is French you just know she wants to whip that top off at the beach but isn’t allowed to because of our prudish topless laws. Thanks a lot, government.