Zoe Saldana Naked Almost Kind of For Women’s Health

There they go again, those silly magazines promising nekkidness and only delivering half way. Thankfully, it’s Zoe Saldana without any clothes on and barely covered up, which means it’s a whole lot of temptation and allure nonetheless.

Featured in the latest edition of Women’s Health magazine, the very healthy and now very pregnant Zoe Saldana shows off pretty much every inch of her body, save for our favorite inches, including a tight little booty that just seems ever so caressable. I’m not sure that’s actually a real word, but it ought to be. Zoe most definitely looks healthy to me. Obviously, I’d need my goggles and rubber tipped pliers to do a more thorough examination. Offshore naturally, where the laws regarding such inspections are more lax. Zoe, you are super hot. Becoming a mommy only makes you ten points higher in my book. And, yes, I do have a book. Enjoy.

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