I get a happy big full smile on my face just saying the name Mellisa Clarke. When I actually get to see the alt-brunette hottie in her natural nekkid naughty state, that upside down frown spreads over my entire being, body and soul and whatever euphemism I’m using today for Mr. Happy. I guess I’m using Mr. Happy.
On Fridays, we like to start culminating the week with a signature dish of delicious chest puppies that just makes everybody, no matter their circumstance, feel like this is one crazy great world to be living in. It really is. So maybe Mellisa Clarke isn’t your actual girlfriend. In a world where she luckily exists, there’s always still the chance. Also, yeah, you can peek on somebody else’s girlfriend because this is that kind of world too. Thank God It’s Funbags!