Up and coming lingerie model Rachel Mortenson has taken the next step toward building a permanent home in the caverns of my libido by turning to the sprayed wet and oil rendition of various sextastic athletic gear poses. Oh, my. That killer tush on Rachel Mortenson combined with a racktastic that seems as if it was sculpted by the gods high atop Olympus, six points. I think you know what a sucker I am for hot girls in sports unis. That damn lucky boy bar on he bike. Oh, to be a metallic inanimate object within sweaty distance of Rachel’s alluring lady parts.
Bravo to the fine work of the people at Galore magazine for recognizing that driving men crazy isn’t all that complicated. Wicked fine woman. Sweet curvaceous body. And, naturally, a baseball bat. Enjoy.