Oh, CoinOpTV. What the hell would we do without you? Decide for ourselves which games to buy, like freaking suckers? Nuts to that.
Here’s our ol’ buddy Robert Welkner again, bringing us another roundup of the month’s essential releases. He has that kind of intellectual, slightly craptacular beard that says, trust me, I know my shit right here. So you’ll excuse us for heeding his words of wisdom.
So what does this gametastic guru have on the agenda for August? Again, pickings are relatively slim. This is the summer, after all; a time when women cruise about the beaches in tiny undercrackers but video games are few and far between.
Nevertheless, let’s see what is on offer. CoinOpTV wants us to feast our eyeballs on Akiba’s Trip: Undead and Undressed, Plants Vs Zombies: Garden Warfare hitting PS3 and PS4, and the fancy-ass new Ultimate Evil Edition of Diablo 3. It’d be rude not to. Take a look.