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Lara Bingle Bikini Boobtastic Adjustment Time Is Always Fun Time

Oh, I don't know why I get so excited seeing a wicked hot model on the beach adjusting her perfect funbags in her bikini top. I just do. I used to ask my almost licensed psychiatrist, the esteemed almost Dr. LeMichael Refuttier, what my long list of fetishes, obsessions, and personal kinks meant. He told me it meant I was a pervert and then asked me for a $100 iTunes gift card so the IRS wouldn't find him. He meant well.

Lara Bingle truly is one fetching young Aussie lass. Seeing her on the beach in Hawaii touching and moving around her delicious chesty delights, well, it's just inspiring. I wish I were the bikini seller so when she brings it back after vacation and tells me it didn't fit right, I'd insist that she show me. Then, after two hours of staring, I'd agree with her and offer her a refund. In kisses. Enjoy.

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