Jennifer Nicole Lee Loses Her Bikini Bottoms in a Hammock, Such Accidents Befall Her

Of all the bad luck, the world’s worst bikini knotter, BBW turned MILFtastic fitness instructor Jennifer Nicole Lee, lost her bikini bottoms again from a clearly random wardrobe malfunction while trying to do something in a hammock that is really hard to explain. I spoke with Jennifer just a couple weeks ago and she told me the copious amounts of baby oil on her taut, muscular body at any given time tends to create these unfortunate incidents. Of course, she failed to mention why she’s covered from head to toe in copious amounts of baby oil 24×7, not that I’m complaining. That is kind of the dream girl.

Someday, Jennifer’s inability to properly stow her lady parts inside her swimsuits will result in a messy public exposure warrant and probably Jennifer on the lam across country in a Mustang convertible. At least that’s how I imagine it going down as I ogle her bare, oily arse. Enjoy.

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