Fancy singer Iggy Azalea flashed her famous curves in a skin tight dress at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Iggy is a lovely girl, there’s no doubt. She’s got a pretty face and a nice rack. But it is her booty, sweet Jesus, her booty that makes a man want stare. You hear a lot about shapely bubble butts, however you rarely encounter one in the wild. Iggy has such a butt. If you were to take both of her cheeks and splice them one on top of another I am confident it would be a perfect circle. That’s how amazing this girl’s booty is. It helps that she likes to wear skin tight outfits that show off her amazing badonkadonk, (as no one says anymore). Iggy is no fool. She knows that one must play to one’s assets, mustn’t one? One must. She knows she’s got a rendkulous butt.
What I do know is that I just want to nuzzle up to Iggy’s booty and take a nap. But I don’t because that’s illegal…unless I get her permission…I think I’m going to start a letter writing campaign, “Help Jack snuggle up to Iggy’s booty” fund.