When you have a body and legs like Gisele Bundchen, everything you do in shorts in the park is pretty much killer sextastic. You could be picking up recycling or tossing bread crumbs to the pigeons and I’d be behind the nearest shack hoping Ranger Rick doesn’t hit me with another annoyance citation. Ten more of those and I think I’m banned from all city, state, and national parks for two years.
But how can you not get slightly tingly watching the MILFtastic Gisele play soccer in the park. Those long legs and naturally born Brazilian skills probably make her something of a natural. I know I’d like to take a shot at her goal with my balls. That’s a soccer reference, purely. Oh, Gisele, let’s see if we can go 90-minutes, plus stoppage time naturally, though I don’t see much of that occurring if I’m given the chance. Enjoy.