Colleen Shannon’s Smoldering Topless Playboy Photoshoot

 

Unbelievably hot model and DJ Colleen Shannon took some time off from spinning records to show off her twin subwoofers. In case my speaker metaphor was confusing, I’m saying that Colleen is topless in this photoshoot for Playboy. Colleen has some of the best funbags in the business, as you can well see. They are simply perfect. If there is a Platonic form of a boob, Colleen’s ta-tas are it. She’s also bottomless in some of these pics and you see that…ahem…the drapes match the carpet. These pictures are seriously hot.

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I like Colleen’s facial expressions because she looks like a fun tease. She strikes me as the kind of girl that is fun but frustrating to pursue. But it makes the victory of finally getting to swing off them big ‘ol boobies that much sweeter. Hell, I’d even listen to her DJ if it meant I might get to touch those puppies. You hear that? I’d voluntarily listen to house music and that stuff kinda sucks.