Yes, yes, everybody has a yacht but me. I know. Though it only really counts if yours has supermodels aboard, even young supermodels like Cara Delevingne who invited Suki Waterhouse to come hang out on her party boat for a couple of days of smoking cigarettes, suntanning, and whatever is girls do together when battened downing their hatches. Oh, yes, lesbionics!
I can’t be sure about that last bit, though I am quite sure it’s exactly what I’m imagining seeing these two Britty fashionistas strutting about the deck of their ship in little bikinis and lust on their faces. Oh, to be a fly on that cabin wall. I would will myself to live all three days. Lesbionics! Did I mention? Enjoy.