British model Bianca Gascoigne flaunted her ginormous funbags in a white bikini on a beach in Spain. There are women in this world that have been blessed with large breasts, (or that buy them at the boob store), and then there is Bianca. Her ta-tas are huuuuuge. They are seriously the size of small soccer balls, (ironic since her dad is a famous soccer player). The small bikini top can barely contain her boobies. Cloth can only do so much. The result is a whole lot of cleavage and sideboob for your viewing pleasure. The bikini top has a bow on it like it’s the most awesome present ever. If Santa brought my Bianca Gascoigne and her chest puppies for Christmas I’d be so happy. I wouldn’t ask for anything else from pervy Santa Claus, bringer of boobs and booty.
The only thing that makes me sad is that she didn’t take advantage of Spain’s lax policy on wearing a top. I would very much like to see those girls in the flesh, as it were. Bianca, make Christmas come early this year for all of your admirers.