Some days I feel like The Fates snatched up my bikini body wish list and just decided to throw me some serious bones over the weekend. The latest two piece sextastic ogle-worthy bikini mama is Victoria’s Secret Brazilian hottie Alessandra Ambrosio. Alessandra is very much a fixture of the PTA mom set in Brentwood these days, so maybe you don’t see her out and about as showy as in the past. But you know Brazilian code binds her to be in no more than a bikini when she’s within 100-feet of the ocean, so she stripped down to her two piece in Malibu over the weekend. If not for the stupid Vitamin-D robbing hat, this might’ve been the perfect hot mommy bikini scene.
Nevertheless, I never look a gift horse in the mouth, not when that horse is one perfect filly like Alessandra. No, complaints fade. All that is left is one long, lingering leer completely with pervy smile. I pretty much have it down pat. Enjoy.