Taylor Swift Bares Midriff And Legs Out In NYC

Singer and sexy person Taylor Swift showed off her incredible bare midriff and legendary legs in New York City yesterday. Few people do bare midriff as well as Taylor. She’s got a magnificently thin and toned belly that is a joy to look at. I guess she knows that and that’s why she is always showing it off. That Taylor is a true humanitarian. The skirt she was wearing was also slit almost all the way to her hoo-ha so we also got a good eyeful of her legs. I’ve said it before and I will surely say it again that Taylor has the best legs of anyone in the entertainment biz. They are long, lean, and oh so satisfying. If there were a Platonic form of the female leg, I’m pretty sure it’s Taylor’s stems.

Every time I’m in Taylor’s neighborhood in NYC I keep hoping I’ll run into her but we keep missing each other. I have the conversation all planned out. I’ll say, “Hey Taylor, I’m a writer that sings the praises of your legs all the time.” and she’d be all like, “Gee, thanks Jack. Let’s hang out and be besties.” This is my dream.

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