Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures Hoisted Hottie in St. Tropez

What have we here. Our little Latina minx traveling around the Riviera this July in various ports of call and various revealing outfits.

Selena Gomez has made her way up from the Italian coast to the South of France and St. Tropez for a little bikini top fun time aboard one of the many yachts parked in the harbor. This reminds me both that I have mad passion for the petite Selena kitty as well as it’s time to turn my coin collection in for another payment down on my own sea-faring vessel. The S.S. Egotastic!, a 22-foot ship of sea which by my abacus reckonings should be launching from her slip around 2037 if my payments continue at present rate. That’ll be the day you see the likes of Selena Gomez, or you know, maybe her 19-year old daughter by then, smiling on the forecastle of my mini-clipper. I don’t just dare to dream, it’s all I do. Enjoy.

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