Paris Hilton Bikini Parties for the 4th of July

Dammit, I so badly want to poke a little fun at Billionaire Barbie, but I begrudgingly must admit once more that nobody really has more fun than Paris at most any party occasion. She also looked rather fine in her monokini or bikini or whatever the proper nomenclature is for this particular boob-smooshing garment.

Paris and her sister held their annual Malibu beach house Independence Day party. It’s become quite the annual event along the beach in Los Angeles, attracting all their celebrity, model, and trust fund friends. Billionaire Barbie is absolutely the life of the party, passing out drinks, showing off her latest swimsuits, and smiling like she’s got not a care in the world. Maybe that’s a fact. I must give respect where it is due. Paris might have won this weekend. Enjoy.

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