I don't think he call himself Diddy anymore, I could care less. I care more about the passengers on his Riviera yachting vacation, most notably his girlfriend Cassie and his not girlfriend veteran supermodel Naomi Campbell in bikinis.
As you know, I am only 3,975 easy payments away from owning my own vessel of the high seas which I will stock with hip hop divas and super models and or maybe local girls from the junior college who have never been on a boat before. Something about being at sea with girls in bikinis that gets a man to thinking about good times. Especially once you hit international waters and I'm pretty sure there are no rules about asking before oiling booties. I'm not super clear on the laws, but I think that's right. Either way, Naomi, Cassie, if you feel strange greasy hands, that'd be me. Please don't kick. Enjoy.