Australian model Miranda Kerr was looking cleavetastic in a low cut dress in New York City. Miranda was out and about in the big bad city and forgot to bring her bra. But that’s OK. We have very lax laws about flashing boob flesh here in New York. Technically, you can walk around topless. We weren’t lucky enough for Miranda to go full exposure but the of lovely cleavage she did show off is plenty. Miranda is so unbelievably hot. Of all the Victoria’s Secret angels that have flown through our lives on their lingerie covered wings Miranda might be my favorite. She’s just so gorgeous, ya’ll, no joke. What I like most about her is that unlike a lot of her model friends Miranda has a really nice rack. They aren’t too big or too small but just right. Like the porridge Goldilocks ate but with boobies.
I really need to start writing my posts in sidewalk cafes in the fashionable parts of town so I can see all of these beautiful women walking the streets of New York. It’s a much better view than looking at my cat in my apartment in Brooklyn.