Somebody hold me. I think I feel a tremor coming on. Holy thumper-tastic views of the Grecian goddess Maria Menounos in a tight skirt and bare midriff top showing off for the The Critics Association summer preview tour. Maria has a new show coming up on E!, So NBCUniversal told her to slip into something a little tighter and create some momentum for her latest TV endeavor. I'd say it worked. Man, oh, man, just look at that whooty packed in so desperately and desirably tight.
Now, there's little chance I'd ever watch anything on E!. The emasculation factor is just far too frightening. But I'm going to need to find a way to keep my Maria Menounos hot bodied ogling needs filled. I'll work on some behind the scenes type shots of her ridiculously steamy sexy body. I can't just go cold turkey on that hot roast beef. Now I'm hungry! Enjoy.