British reality star Leah Wright showed off her mammoth crown jewels while on vacation in Spain. Leah wore a tiny white bikini that was inadequate to completely cover her gargantuan funbags. Seriously, these things are glorious. They are the kind of boobs that you can't help but stare at because of their sheer magnitude. Leah is in great shape with curves in all the right places but tight where it needs to be. Her outfit also had a body chain which I have always found incredible sexy. Maybe it's because it reminds me of Princess Leia's slave outfit from Return of the Jedi. I'm not sure. What I do know is that I'm going to subscribe to BBC America so I can watch this Towie show that Leah is on. If there is any chance she'll be wearing a bikini again, I don't want to miss it.
You have to love British reality TV. Unlike our shows about toofless hillbillies, their shows are usually about hot people the way the good Lord intended.