Kim Kardashian showed off her legendary jugs in a tight black tank top in the Hamptons. On her way to lunch she seems to have forgotten her bra and most of her shirt. The result is a bevy, (a bevy I say), of sideboob. You can see 30% of those luscious melons that made Kanye West finally settle down. There is also copious cleavage. The thing I love most about Kim Kardashian is her hatred of wearing a bra. It’s a decision every woman has to make and I celebrate her choice, nay right, to show off her nips and sideboobs several times a week.
Also, I didn’t know she was in the Hamptons. I’d gladly drive the two hours out there on the off chance that I could see those lovely ta-tas in person. It’s like seeing an American institution up close and personal. It’s similar to seeing the Lincoln memorial or Grand Canyon only it’s better because it’s boobs.