Kelly Brook Booty! Um, Sorry, I Got Over Excited

You never know what you’ll find when you’re just walking the streets. I think there was a Sesame Street video about that very theme when I was a kid. Although I never imagined as a kid I would ever come across as glorious as sight as Kelly Brook and her luscious behind in a tight fitting pair of stretch pants. I don’t even need to see the face, my eyeballs have such a powerful arse-recognition system based upon years and years of ogling. I wish I was eighteen again so I could put that skill on a college application and maybe fare a little a better.

Kelly Brook has been spending a good deal of time in Los Angeles these days. When she’s not with her muscle-bound gorilla of a boyfriend (please don’t tell him I said that) she’s a sight for truly sore eyes and other body parts. She does try to cover up a bit when she hits the gym, but you can’t cover up that bodacious booty. Well, especially not in a tight pair of stretch pants. Bless you stretch pants. And bless you Kelly Brook. You’ve made a simple man so happy today. Enjoy. 

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