Oh, talk about firecrackers in your pants. It’s the relatively rare sighting these days of Jessica Alba in a bikini top prancing about Malibu beach for the holiday weekend. Okay, so maybe she’s just prancing in my mind, being that she’s now a very restrained and mommy business woman, but Jessica Alba shall be forever prancing in my mind. That body. Oh, that body. That’s more than all the cherry bombs and M-80′s blowing up the watermelons of my libido.
Just one of the all-time best flying her boobtastic flags for Independence Day greatness. I couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate our nation’s birthday than Jessica Alba bikini goodies on the sunny beach. Well, watching her put on her bikini might be nice, but I don’t like to get greedy with birthday presents. Enjoy.