We don’t need a day of the week to celebrate beautiful bodies and sweet funbags, but why else would anybody make a holiday to celebrate anything else? During the midpoint of each work week, we like to call attention specifically to one girl whose body and looks give us so much happiness, she probably doesn’t even realize. Today, that particular vision of lovely is Jessica Davies, so ridiculously hot and tingle inducing, Jess couldn’t possibly fathom how many millions of men and Sapphic leaning women she makes smile just by stripping out of her clothes and smiling lovingly for the camera.
Someday, I’d like to go to this bar where they keep shooting beautiful women taking their lingerie tops off. The bars I go to are mostly dudes who smell like hot sauce. Not nearly as nice as finding Jessica Davies in just her panties grabbing an Amstel at the bar and patting the seat next to her she saved just for you. Dare to dream. Huzzah!