Happy Birthday, America (Here's Some Hot Celebrities in Bikinis Sucking Popsicles)

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For all her cracks and creaking floorboards, there's no place like home. Happy 238th birthday, America. You may be too prude for boobs in magazines and on television, but like my conservative Aunt Ella, you still manage to surprise me each Christmas with a different color pair of winter socks.

To celebrate the birth of the nation, we've put together a few red white and blue bikini and popsicle sucking photos of some of the hottest celebrities celebrating the 4th and summer in the most exposing and tongue-licking way possible. Yes, it's a crude birthday present, America, but don't worry, my Aunt Ella got you some socks to keep your feet warm. Happy Birthday.

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