Every now and then I’ll see one of those articles about how Gisele Bundchen is the highest paid model in the world each year and then I’ll kind of wonder and then I’ll see her in a little showy outfit or bikini again and remember, oh, yeah, that’s why. Not only is Gisele super famous and celebrity and pimping the shizz out of twenty different merchandise lines at any given time, but she’s the original big time Brazilian supermodel. The girl who brought that specific sultry look to the pages of pretty much every single major fashion and beauty magazine across the planet. Marrying famous and such didn’t hurt, but it’s Gisele’s long lean lust inducing body and ability to photograph hot in anything that made her the kazillionaire she is today.
Seeing Gisele in a two piece prancing across the beach with her pooch just reminds us, even in stupid floppy hats, Gisele is a standout among the multitude. Supermodels don’t just grow on trees. But, man, if they did, how I would plant one this second in my backyard and raise it with the care of a nervous mother. Enjoy.