Well, well, well, what do we have here. My middle school science teacher used to say that before he cuffed me hard across the head. Now I used it to explain the pangs of eyeball pleasure at the sight of Italian model hottie Elisabetta Canalis removing her bikini top for a blessed adjustment, candidly revealing her bare boobtastic atop a boat parked outside an Italian beach resort. She’s not actually sunbathing topless, but she sure is taking her sweet time to put her bikini top on, providing the gentleman oglers in the area with telescopic lenses the opportunity to feast peeps upon former George Clooney motorboating territory.
Elisabetta Canalis has been topless before, but essentially in stage photo shoots for fashion magazines that smell like French hookers. Not that that’s a bad smell, mind you. Now, the chance to see Elisabetta’s bare funbags quite peeping Tom like is really just a thrill. Thank you, ill fitting string bikini tops. You really are the best. Enjoy.