Model and “A Bikini A Day” creator Devin Brugman was looking ‘smack yo mama hot’ in Miami Beach. She wore a small black bikini that showed off her ginormous ta-tas magnificently. Devin has a pretty spectacular pair of funbags and it’s my job to know these things. The bikini is so low cut that the cleavage it creates is un-effing-believable. You don’t just see Devin’s breasts you “behold” them for they are spectacular. As if that wasn’t enough you also get a low cut bikini bottom that gives an almost full view of her redonkulous booty. What I like about Devin is that she’s curvy in all the right places. My grandfather always told me that you can never trust a woman with a flat butt. These are words to live by, my friends.
Devin is a big promoter of the bikini as an emblem of a certain fun, relaxed, jet set life that makes the world a better place for everyone. I didn’t know that the bikini needed advocacy work. If that’s the case then we here at Egotastic deserve a humanitarian medal.