This morning we saw Natasha Oakley, now her partner in sextastic bikini crimes Devin Brugman prancing about Miami in a hot white bikini. The two girls are besties and run their bikini business together, which only makes me want to be their not so silent partner in the company. I could certainly assess which bikinis make the most sense for which girls based upon a visual inspection as well as the scratch and sniff testing I’m famous for.
For instance, I’d say Devin Brugman’s white bikini is just about perfect on her. Not as perfect as it would be off of her, but we’re not selling the Emperor’s New Clothes here. We’re selling bikinis. And Devin’s body with that amazing boobtasic and hand-holding booty is made for selling. I am so so ready to buy. These girls just kill me. Enjoy.