The classic hall of fame hottie Brooke Burke was spotted in tights and workout gear buying fruit and whatnot at the Malibu Farmer’s Market. She was sporting a pair of very tight tights. There is a bit of the toe of the camel to be had in the front and booty cleft hugging action in the back. I applaud her initiative in wearing such revealing pants. She also had on a sports bra top and tank that could barely conceal her mammoth jubblies. I’m not entirely sure that these clothes are good for exercising in, but then again, who cares? As the philosopher David Lee Roth once said, “It’s not what you do that matters it’s how good you looked.” Words to live by, Diamond Dave. If that’s the case than Brooke has no problems because she looks hot as F.
I wish people looked like that at my farmer’s market. Here it’s just a bunch of Brooklyn hipsters trying to pick out kale for their “like, totally fetch kale salad” or whatever. If more people there looked like Brooke Burke at the farmer’s market I wouldn’t avoid it like a case of the herp.