You know I’m not a superstitious man. Uniquely so for me my middle level of education and intelligence. But I know a sextastic omen when I see one. For instance, this particularly outrageously alluring photo of now 21-year old Ariana Grande pimping her latest single. Oh, I can’t remember the name of her music. Not that I don’t care, it’s just that, okay, well, I don’t care. But I do know infatuation and I’ve got that in plenty for sweet passion inducing Ariana making her way from Nickelodeon girl into hot womanhood. If that stool could talk, I believe it’d tell you she’s completed that transformation. This is a wonderful sign for some epic photos this coming week. Mark my pagan words.
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