Anna Safroncik is quite the famous Italian thespianic, though she’ll probably be known now by all of you for her bikini crotch which was on display at a resort in the South of the Boot where Anna was taking in some sun because European celebrities seem far less frightened of the sun than their American counterparts in floppy hats and sun protective wardrobes.
Anna has a plenty fine all over bikini body, but it truly is the knocked knee divide that is burning an indelible impression upon my libido at the moment. Should I ever have the wonderful opportunity to meet Anna, I’ll surely look down impolitely toward her nether regions and tell her that I remember meeting her before. Then she’ll slap me and probably kick me in the bobos. Honestly is not always the best policy. Enjoy.