I keep kicking myself reminding myself that I had intended to become a world class soccer player when I was a child. Or, you know, football player since I was born in the U.S.. Still, just look at the golden riches you receive for being a World Cup hero like Mario Gotze of Germany. A luscious delicious and all-around crazy hot bikini girlfriend like Ann-Kathrin Brommel.
Ann-Kathrin gained instant notoriety when she ran onto the field to kiss Martin right after Germany had secured World Cup victory. I presume she'll gain even more notoriety as we ogle her crazy hot body over the coming weeks and months. Oh, to be young and a famous athlete. Or just a famous athlete. Or just own a sports team I suppose. Nobody runs onto the field to kiss a pale blogger. Insert sad face. Enjoy.