Wow, the Latina girls are doing something fierce in the bikini booty department this day in Miami. Add to that list of sextastic exhibition Andrea Calle, the Colombiana hottie reporter whose rear end I’d like to report myself in terms of moving violations. At least I feel particularly moved whilst ogling her fine thong clad thumper sashaying across the sandy beach.
At some point I need to start selling programs down on Miami Beach so visitors can recognize the various hot celebrity bums. You can’t tell the thumpers without a program I’ll shout from my stand with the $5 sign pasted to the front. I’d like to raise enough money to send myself back to high school. Andrea Calle, you and your sweet seat meat are definitely in my program. Enjoy.