Twerking surfer girl Anastasia Ashley took her hot bikini bum showtime to the right coast to give Miami a little taste of her sweet beach body. She was being shot by sweet cheeked paparazzi hottie Logan Fazio, the best looking pap by a factor of higher than my fingers can count, who decided what the heck, I'll throw my booty into the show with Anastasia and treble the amount of cold showers needed along the sandy strip
Someday I'm going to go up to Logan and ask her, is that your giant camera or are you just damn glad to meet me. It won't make any sense, but we'll have a few drinks and then ask Anastasia and the other smoking hot girls on Miami Beach to parade their perfect hineys before her lenses. I'll play the tambourine as I do in all situations when I have no real job in the band so I look like I'm sort of supposed to be there. What a day that will be. I'll probably burn. I don't care. Enjoy.