You know who's having one helluva time in Ibiza? Alex Gerrard and her wicked hot bikini body. I guess everybody else on the beach ogling the MILFtastic WAG are also having quite the time as the showstopper delivers yet another day and another bikin of sextastic body show.
In my next life, I'm coming back as a soccer player. A good one naturally; good enough to merit the likes of making Alex Gerrard my bride. I was thinking maybe the guy who cures cancer or the President or a single gentle rose, but, no, I'm going with soccer player. Just look at Alex Gerrard and tell me you're not pushing for the same. Enjoy.