Now that I’ve just watched the most exciting 1-0 final score sporting event ever, it’s time to get back to checking out the hot women of soccer, in this case, Xenia Lodia Maria, the model girlfriend of Norwich baller Leroy Fer. I haven’t followed Fer’s career so much, but I’m prepared to call him a very lucky man. I don’t just mean being paid big bucks to kick the ball around for a living. I mean coming home to Xenia after she’s spent the day tanning on the beach and being the guy who gets to aloe vera her all over parts.
It’s a stiff competition as to which global sport has the most sextastic WAGs. I hate to merely get caught up in the World Cup momentum, but soccer certainly is right up there with the other sports in terms of hot ladies screaming for their men on the sidelines. They all seem to be dating or married to lingerie models. Such is my regret for not sticking with the sport, quitting so easily after my AYSO coach gently told me how badly I sucked. I’d never actually heard an adult use the term ‘suck’ before that moment. I wish I had the fortitude to ignore it. I could’ve been dating Xenia Lodia Maria. Enjoy.