EgoReader 'Teller' has never steered me wrong in the past. So when he tells me he has been locked in a closet with topless photos of recent Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Zoe Duchesne on a boat with her hottie lady friends, well, I'm inclined to believe him. The girl with the straight hair in the bunch certainly looks a lot like Zoe Duchesne, though I suppose it's difficult to confirm. I mean, I've been staring at her boobtastic for over three hours and all I can definitively state is that I truly love women's bodies.
You can do your own rigorous examination as you see fit, or just recreate in the bliss that is a boat full of hot topless women with ridiculously fine bodies floating into your dreamscape. I've told you for several years now of my desire to obtain a yacht. These photos pretty much visualize the sum total of my motivation for such purchase. Enjoy.