Rosie Jones Topless Photoshoot for Zoo Magazine

 

English model and professional hot person Rosie Jones showed off her Britannic majesties for the June issue of Zoo Magazine. Rosie is very thin but has some huge funbags. We’re talking serious motorboating material here. If I had to rate her ta-tas on a scale of one to ten I’d give her an 11, like Spinal Tap but sexier. It also helps that she is seriously effing pretty. Like, strikingly so. She’s got that flirty look that makes men’s knees knock together. But she still looks approachable. She seems like the type of girl that you could have a couple of pints with at the pub and maybe have a snog in a dark corner. See all those British words I just used. I’ve watched shows on the BBC. I’m cultured.

I do enjoy the ladies of the British isles. I am drawn to their polite hotness.