READER FINDS: Cindy Crawford Nip Slip, Selena Gomez Camel Toe, A Ton of Orange is the New Black Topless, and Much Much More…

 

People often ask me what the Reader Finds email bag looks like. Well, it’s made of black crushed velvet, sewn together by the virgin hands of girls who have never known sin. There’s a red draw string to signify the blood sweat and tears that go into your contributions. Also, because red was the only color they had at the store. And, finally, it’s perfumed regularly with the aroma of vanilla and sweat extracted from the purloined towels of hot female celebrities at the Equinox gym. The aroma alone could render you a drooling mumbling idiot. At least, that’s my excuse. Well, let’s open it up and see what we find…

(Credits to follow shortly, suffice it to say, this is damn awesome)