Petra Nemcova isn’t a bad looking lady. I’d probably let her date me if she asked nicely, and wore that sweaty revealing workout wardrobe she’s donning in GQ Portugal this month. How damn and dripping wet is that body on the Czech supermodel hottie, showing off all kinds of allure and potential for deep dark prurient thoughts.
Sometimes I see such beauty and I want to smile. Sometimes, it’s so profound, I want to cry. But in all cases I begin penning my letters to the lovely lady at the center of the sextastic storm and remind her that charity begins at home. And I sure would like to visit her home for a little charity. Petra, I could be your ultimate act of benevolence. I just need like ten minutes and you in that Flashdance outfit all shiny. The angels will sing. Enjoy.