On Alessandra Ambrosio’s Camel Toe And Thigh Gap

Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted leaving yoga class with a massive case of camel toe. Seriously, you could see this camel toe from space without need of a telescope like the Great Wall of China. The delicate folds of her lady bits were clear to see in her tight metallic green yoga pants. I’m not sure if she tried them on before she bought them, but she did leave the house in them so I can only assume that the camel toe helps her achieve downward facing dog better. But let’s discuss her thigh gap. It’s breathtaking. It’s like her thighs are in different time zones. The space between them reminds me of one of those redwoods in Yosemite with the hole cut in them that you can drive a car through. Of course, you can’t drive a real car through her thigh gap but I bet a Hot Wheels could pass through with ease.

Alessandra is one of our major crushes here at Egotastic. Not that I would know what to say to her if I met her. I’d probably just stare and start drooling like a dog waiting for a Beggin Strip.

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