Olivia Munn comes in and out of our lives like an old girlfriend who we can’t shake. Only, she never was our girlfriend and we never got to nibble on her toes after sex like we always imagined. Maybe that was before sex, as it’s hard for me to imagine doing anything but watching a ball game after. Still, the Olivia Munn allure was so strong for so many years, it felt like we really had something there. Then Olivia went off to network television and a couple horrible movies and we had to take a break. She just looked frazzled and tired and not in the lost weekend good kind of way.
Olivia has since returned with full throttle sextastic, including her cleavy red carpet winning appearance for the premiere of Deliver Us from Evil. I’m sure the film is awesome, though I can’t say I remember hearing about it, but not nearly as eye-popping as Olivia in a low cut top that really wouldn’t take much effort to lower even further. If only my telekinetic powers weren’t currently being restrained by a cadmium shield placed around my brain by the government. I’m pretty sure that happened. Or maybe this throbbing is just a hangover. In any case, Olivia, let’s reconnect. You can be the girl next door and I can be the ruffian you fool around with to make your daddy angry. Enjoy.