The incomparable Miley Cyrus once again made her daddy Billy Ray proud by repeatedly grabbing her crotch during a Bangerz tour stop in Milan. The scantily clad Miley pretended to flick the bean while writhing around on various set pieces. This was accompanied by a lot of her showing her lovely twerk machine. At one pint she even pulled the thin piece of fabric that separates her cheeks completely up her crack so that the audience could see the entirety of her booty. Say what you want about Miley Cyrus, she knows how to give her fans their money’s worth. People give Miley a lot of crap but I don’t see what the big deal is. If a young woman of her own free will wants to wear scandalous outfits and pretend to masturbate who am I to stop her? This is America after all. Isn’t Miley’s right to prance around in glittery unitards exactly what feminism has been fighting for all these years.
I couldn’t get tickets to Miley’s show when she came to town because they sold out in seconds. I have to content myself with seeing her fake rub one out in picture form. Sigh.