Well, you wear a red bikini, you’re going to get noticed. It might be the color of stop signs, but for celebrity bikinis it’s a signal to all cameras within ten kilometers to start snapping your body by the pool or ocean.
Miley Cyrus has been vacationing in Spain. Believe it or not, she does work pretty damn hard with a very rigorous travel schedule. I get jet lag just driving thirty minutes away. I bet going five hundred miles a night between concert dates night after night gets pretty intense, especially when you’re exhausted from so much crotch grabbing and midget oral copulation simulation. So, Miley deserve a respite, as she took by the pool in Barcelona one of my favorite cities in the world where I don’t speak the language. Miley needed no Spanish or Catalonian skills to speak the international language — big celebrity in little bikini. And red. That’s all it took for a thousand snaps. Miley, I will still respect you in the morning. Enjoy.