There has been an explosion of hot arse in Miami that won’t be spotted by any satellite or drone, but be assured, this combustion has occurred this past week. So much fine derriere, I want to retrieve my old Ass Inspector license from my teen days and pick up my official duties once more. Perhaps it’s fitting, perfectly fitting, that we wind up the week on a Friday with the bikini clad thumper of Lisa Opie, a regular hot body contestant on the Egotastic! wheel of South Beach lust.
Lisa felt a little top and bikini bottom was the perfect wardrobe for stretching, preening, and scorpion positions in the park and I have to agree with her fashion decisions. Holy hotness, Batman! If yoga was more of this, and less of sweaty dudes with stinking feet talking about their colons, I’d go more often. In fact, I’d go daily just to watch Lisa Opie do her yoga. I do believe I can get fit just leering. I know I can raise my heart rate. Enjoy.