Oh, how do I lust Lara Bingle, Australian model hottie and the subject of so many scandals involving her ridiculously sweet nekkid body. And, might I add, Lara looks rather exceptional in a bikini.
Spotted on the rocky shores of Capri, Italy, my second most common vacation spot after Northridge, Lara showed off the sweet curves and fuller body that makes her the object d’ lust of so many gentleman oglers worldwide. Her hips, that full bosom, those cheeks, it’s all working for me in a sort of staycation in my office. Someday, Lara, I shall be astride you in nothing but my bright yellow banana hammock and a Menthol cigarette ready for the beaches of Europe. We shall be very happy together for up to 72 hours. Hemingway will rise from the grave to write a book about it. Life is for the dreamers. Enjoy.