Kate Middleton vs. Letizia Ortiz, Battle Future Queen Upskirts

Now I’m sure at some point during the long nap I liked to call high school, I learned about some crazy Euro-battle between England and Spain for trade routes or spices or just who had the hotter brunettes. But that’s nothing compared to the new battle brewing between the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, and the Princess of Asturias, about to be Queen of Spain, Letizia Ortiz.

Frontside, backside, these ladies are a new generation of upskirting royals and, in the end, there can be only one. I don’t know, maybe there can be two. I’d like to think the world is big enough to handle two young new queens who likes to wear high hemlines in the blustery winds of their domains. Maybe this is not a Vs. so much as a future sneaky-queen girls happy fun time pillow fight in panties kind of BFF deal. Man, I can’t stop thinking about that now.

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