Well, maybe not technically a virgin, being that she’s an uber-sextastic MILF and all. Still, I like to imagine Kate Beckinsale whispers in my ear to be gentle as I lay her back down on my Ikea futon and promise to make her feel like a woman for the next three minutes.
Kate was donning the pure white last night at the Macbeth premiere in New York. I had thought this show actually premiered like 400 years ago, but apparently it’s fresh and who cares so long as my beloved Kate was in attendance. Oh, how I’d love to help her pick out what to wear before such classy events. Yes, Kate, that dress looks perfect too. Wait, why don’t you try on that thing you were wearing just before this? You were in just your panties? Perfect. Enjoy.