Real Housewives of Miami may have been canceled. Oh, no! But the hotness lives on with my heavily belusted Joanna Krupa and her showmate and sextastic dentist buddy Karent Sierra playing in their bikinis all wet and frolicking and fun times on Miami Beach. When Joanna comes up out of the water to fix Karent’s bikini bottoms, well, it’s like something out of a dream. I don’t mean a dream in general, I mean one I have a lot. Exactly like that. I do dream in colors.
Sadly, Joanna and Karent offered up too much good looking sextastic for the series that is more interested in bitch slapping and drunken girl fights. That’s precisely how I know it was never intended for me. I only like when girls pretend fight. Maybe a little hair pulling. But then make nice with lots of little kisses and the sounds of heavy bass porn music kicking up in the background. I am a scholar and a gentleman. Enjoy.